KRILLIN GOES TO CANADA!!!
by Shiborugu
One day, Krillin was thinking. “ Hmmm. I’ve got a kid, and a wife. What now?”
Just then, #18 came into the room. “Krillin-chan, I've got #17 coming over and stuff for the weekend. Why don’t you go train with that friend if yours, Gohan or something.”“Sure. I’ll do something...” Then an idea hit Krillin like a truck smacking a puppy: “I know! I’ll go to TORONTO!”
And thus started:
Krillin goes to Canada! The most bizarre, stupid, and just plain cool fan-fiction EVER!
Part 1: The journey
The next day:
“Well, I’m off!” said Krillin as he left to go to Canada. He decided to stop by Goku’s house first.
“Hiya Uncie Krillin!” said Goten as Krillin entered the door.
“Hey Goten. Is Goku home?”“Nope. Wanna play a game? Its called ‘watch me got ssj 2”.
“No.” Said Krillin as he left TO GO TO TORONTO!
On the way down, Krillin ran into Vegita.
“Hey Vegita," said Krillin "Wanna go to Toronto?"
"Sure! Beats being around Trunks.." said Vegita.
And with that, they left to go to Toronto.
A while later
As Krillin and Vegita were crusin' up the hi-way, they saw a hitchhiker. But it wasn't just ANY hitchhiker, it was:
WORMMON!
And he was with Kari, and Davis too!
"Hey guys," said Krillin "Wanna go to Toronto?"
"Yeah sure." said Kari, all happy and excited.
So off they all went. To Toronto."So" said Wormmon "what's a Toronto?"
They all did one of those anime-flips people do in animes when someone says something stupid, and a big drop of water appeared on Wormmons head.
Even more later (Does that make any sense?)
"Hey look! Were're in Nova Scotia wherever Kurishojo lives!" said Krillin "She's my biggest fan".
"NO FAIR!" Yelled Davis. "Nobody has a shrine to me!"
"Pipe down!" said Kari as she picked up Wormmon
'Hey! What's going on!" said Wormmon who had been sleeping.
"HUH?" said Davis in a loud, obnoxious tone. "You-mmmfcdms!" he said as Kari clubbed him with Wormmon.
"Calm down children," said Vegita in a bad Chief (from south park) impression.
Then 3 girls jumped in front of them!
"Hi! I'm Kurishojo, and these are: Kitsune, and Kitanna" said the one in the middle.
'AHH! ITS THE 3 AMIGOS!" yelled Davis.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" yelled Kari.
"Well actually, we're the 3 Otakus" said Kurishojo "so don't call- OH COOL! It's Kari, and Davis, and Vegita and Krillin and Wormmon and ohmygodohmygodohmygod its really true! You guys are real! This is sooooooooooooo cool! Ohmygodohmygodohmygod..."
"Uh yeah... I'll just stop the van now..." said Krillin (or was it Kuririn? Hell I don't know). He looked embarrassed because after all, teenage girls usually weren't swooning over him.
Meanwhile, Kurishojo was still babbling and saying "ohmygod" about 30 times in each sentence.
45 minutes later
"Okay," said Vegita " I think she's done"
"ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodvohmygod..."
"Nope..." said Krillin.
Sometime next Thursday:
"So where ya guys headed?" said Hope.
"Toronto" said Kari.
"Wow" they all said. "We've never been there."
Somewhere north of Toronto (but not in Ontario)
"So, how long till we get there?" said Davis
"I don't know" said Krillin, who doesn't have that many lines in this story.
"Will you SHUT UP!" said Kari, to everybody, "I'm trying to watch a bootleg of 'josie and the pussycats' with the Otaku's"
'Hey what's that by the road?" said Vegita. He pulled over his winnabago (Actually I thought it was Krillin's but whatever).
A shadow moved over the bushes, and out popped THE CAT-GIRL FROM ESCAFLOWNE!
"Hi" she said.
"Hi. Wanna ride to Toronto with us?" said Vegita.
"Yeah sure."
And so, the Winnibego went off, carrying about 8 anime characters ( Kurishojo, Kitanna , Kitsune, Kuririn, Vegita, Davis, Kari, Wormmon and Merle) into the sunset.
About a while after that
"Uh oh.. here comes a cop..." said Vegita, as a cop pulled em over.
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"License and registration please" said the cop as Vegita handed the stuff over.
"Well, Mr. Vegita," said the cop " It seems you're from Japan? Don't look Japanese tho."
** the cop points to a radar detector on the dash **
"That isn't their one of those fancy radar-de-tectors is it?" said the cop.
"That?" said Vegita, "Uhh... that's my Star-Trek official subspace communicator". He picked it up. "Uhh... hello? Starfleet command?" He puts it down and smiled. "It doesn't seem to be working." He laughed nervously.
"Musta broke down there, when you were goin' warp 70!" sad the cop.
** A while later **
Vegita is sitting in a jail cell, with all the wacky crew EXCEPT for the cat-girl.
"STAR-TREK! Even I could have came up with a better excuse then THAT." said Krillin.
"Uh-oh! I better get help!" said the cat-girl. "I'll go get Van! He'll help! Oh wait, he's kinda far away. I know!"
And with that, she ran off.In Shiborugu's house
"Wow" thought the cat-girl. "The author's put himself in the story. This is gunna suck."
Suddenly she stopped: she could hear the author playing a fatboy slim CD. She approached carefully:, one step at a time...
"Hey Dende, pass over them cheezies.""Ah, get it yourself" said Dende "I only drink water remember?"
Suddenly the cat-girl (I hope I can remember her name, before this goes on the net) spoke:
"Shiborugu, Dende, we need your help! "
"Shut up! "Boot camp's on! Like I'm going to miss this!" said Dende.
"hey cool! Its that cat-girl-thing!" said Shiborugu "want a cheezie? "Woah! Its that girl...uh what's her name? Hand me the script." A hand appears from off camera and hands a script to Shiborugu. "Oh yeah, Merle!" says shiborugu as he hands back the script. "So, how's it being a cat-person".
"Not bad I guess." said Merle "What's it like being a dumb-ass, non-creative author wannabe who is unoriginal he puts himself in the story?"
"It's OK. I'd rather be a cat-person myself"
"Yeah" said Merle.
"yeah" said Dende
"Yeah" said Shiborugu
"yeah" they all said, nodding.** Back at Krillin's place **
"Hey! Is that your kid?" said #17
"Yep. Its a girl too. Her name is.."
"Ooh, ooh let me guess: #18 jr.!" said #17
#18 just sighed. "This will take a while" she thought.** back in, ....wherever Krillin is **
Merle and Shiborugu are entering the police station. Merle's wearing a fake goatee while Shiborugu is wearing a bad hippie wig.
"Uhh, it seems our.. uhh.. kids were arrested. We're here to get them out." said Merle.
"Yeah!" said Shiborugu in a high pitched voice.
"Sure. I'll just get them now" said the cop.
"NOW!" yelled Shiborugu. Merle and Shiborugu jumped on the guard and told him to open the cell.
"But they're over there, behind you!" said the cop, as he pointed. As Merle turned, the guard pulled out a gun and shot it at Merle. Everything slowed down as Merle said something about " amping it up". Shiborugu just pulled a 'Matrix'. As the bullet moved toward Shiborugu, he jumped at the Guard.* the camera pulls around to show this at a different angle and Shiborugu falls to the ground *
As this happens, Merle goes and gets in the van with the rest of the crew, which somehow is in the van as well.
Shiborugu runs along the wall until he jumps in the van.
"Hey" said Davis
"hey" said Shiborugu
** Back at Krillin's place **
"Is it... #9331231344?" said #17
"NO! ITS NOT A NUMBER!" yelled #18
"Well then what is it?" said #17 sarcastically "A word?"
"I have a headache" said #18 as she walked over to master Roshi's.** Back to Krillin **
"Hey wouldcha look at that?" said Krillin. "We're in Toronto!"
"Whats a Toronto already? Nobody answered me!" said Wormmon.
"LOOK OUT!" yelled Davis
"WHAT?" said Vegita who was driving.
"GOT YA!" said Davis laughing. "AHHHH!"
Everyone started hitting him, with the most brutal being Kari who was beating him with Wormmon again.
After Davis was reduced to shaking, whining shell of a person, they decided to see what Toronto has to offer."Hey look! A teenage head concert! Squeegee-kids! A cheap prostitute!" said Kari all excited.
" Thats your mom" said Davis.
"I didn't want to do this, but I will: Its a presto-chango-digimon-thing. I'll turn you into digimon, I'll send you to the digiworld."
"No its not. That's just a cattle prod. You're so stupimjaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
*Kari shoved the prod in his mouth and smiled happily.*
"and that's the End of that chapter." said KariEnd of Part 1 of 3: Krillin goes to Toronto
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