Act 2: Dr. Gero's revenge
Last time on this fan-fic:
Kari and Davis fought most of the way from Japan, and Kari abused Davis, in many ways.** Krillin, Wormmon, Kurishojo and Davis are in hotel room (And yes, they all have separate beds) **
"uhh, Mr. Krillin?" said Kurishojo, "I think we should take Davis to a hospital."
"Why?"
"He's locked himself in the closet, and he's crying saying 'karis going to kill me' over and over"."I'll call #18. She's good with kids. Mabie she can help."
*Krillin points to Kurishojo's Krillin blanket, Krillin slippers, krillin T-shirt and lots of Krillin stuff.*
"Can you put those away? Its really freaky to see myself everywhere I look." said Krillin.
"NO." said Kurishojo
** At Krillin's place **
" So THAT'S her name? Marron? That's pretty weird."
"Yeah, but so was your name"
"But I'm #17 now. That guy's dead. Or something like that. Gero killed him." said #17 as he left. "Hey, if krillin's in Toronto, then I'll go meet him!"** #17 flies off **
** A few minutes later the telephone rings **
"Hello? Krillin? Oh you won't guess how mean #17 is." said #18
"Well he did slam my head through a plane, beat me up, and that time at the wedding, when he threw your car's engine at me." said Krillin"That was you? Ouch."
"Well, I have a problem. Some kid named Davis or something, went kinda nuts. Can you help?"
"No but #17 just left to find you. He probably can."
** Krillin shudders as he thinks of what #17 will do **
"thanks said krillin as the hung up the phone.** Later **
Merle, Hope and Vegita are in a hotel room with only one bed. Vegita is lying down and it looks like he's sleeping on the balcony. Merle is sneaking up behind Vegita. Hope is sleeping on the couch.
** a la dennis the menace **
"Hhhhheeeeelllllllloooooooo Mr. Briefs!" said Merle.**Vegita jumps up surprised**
"HEY! The name's Vegita! A true, proud saya-jin name."**looks at Merle**
"What the hell are you anyway? I couldn't hear you walking around."
"Some sort of a cat-person thing I guess." said Merle.**dende stumbles into the room dressed like one of the blues brothers, and is carrying some sort of liquor**
"I found some party water!" said Dende "Want some *pointing to Merle* you hot... whatever you are.."
**dende passes out**
"That was odd.." said Merle.
Shiborugu is in a room with Kitsune and Kari
"Wow. I've got 2 girls in my room." said Shirborugu.
"What’s with the name anyway? Some otaku or something?" said Kari.
"That, and I'm an android!"
"Really?" said everyone.
"Well, not yet... But soon!"
"uh huh" said Kari "Thats they all say.."**#17 comes crashing through the window **
"Where's this Davis kid?" said #17
"I don't know" said Nitsuki
"I'm gunna brush my teeth" said Shiborugu as he went in the bathroom* A few seconds later a muffled scream is heard and everyone rushes into the bathroom. It's empty except for a hole in the ceiling and a red ribbon hat, like the one android 20 has*
"I wonder what happened?" said Nitsuki
*The next Morning*
* everyone except dende who is still passed out is sitting at a table eating and discussing last nights events*
"The pay-TV had 'rocky V' last night." said Krillin "It really sucked".
"That's nothing." said Vegita as he looked at merle. "SHE was really annoying"
"Oh yeah? Dr. Gero stole Shiborugu" said Kari.
**At Dr. Gero's lab **
"Where am I?" thought Shiborugu
** Back at the hotel **
"Lets go! And save Shiborugu!" yelled Krillin
"And I'll get Mcdonalds too!" yelled Kurishojo
** in the van/ winnibago **
"lets cruse!" yelled Davis
* Vegita pops a tape in and starts singing along *
"sunshine lollie pops and.."
* Nitsuki rushes to the bathroom and retching sounds are heard *
*A loud bang is heard*
"I'll go check it out" said Nitsuki.
"We'll go too" said Kari, Kurishojo, Krillin and Merle** outside van **
"Oh man, a flat tire. I guess we'll have to use the phone at that castle over there." said krillin.
"The one with all the Red Ribbon stuff?" said Merle
"Yeah"
*inside the castle- Krillin (and company) go into a lab occupied by Dr. Gero (Dressed like Dr. Frank-N-Ferter except he's got his Red Ribbon hat on) and Shiborugu (who's being operated on by a computer*
"I'm glad we caught you at home. Can we use your phone? We're all in a bit of a hurry" said Krillin
"right!" said Nitsuki
"We'll just stay where we are, then go back to the car. We don't want to be any worry." said Merle
"Well you got caught with a flat? Well how bout that. Well babies don't you panic. By the light of the night..."
"Ugh, you can rescue me at any time here." said Shiborugu "He's going to turn me into a cat-person thing I think."
** Later, after Dr. Gero's finished singing **
"Hey! Dr. Gero's computer just put Shiborugu in a tank labeled programming! We better get him!" said Kurishojo
"Right!" they all yelled.
"Haven't you forgot about me?" said Dr. Gero
"You don't know much I want to forget tonight" said Krillin
** Later after Shiborugu is saved, they're all in the van **
"Boy, this chapter's almost over. I think. Hand me a script." said Krillin
* A hand appears and hands Krillin a script *
"Yelp. Almost over. But no trip to Toronto is complete without: A trip to Yonge Street!"
** On Yonge (yes, that's how it's spelt) they group is shopping and singing **
"Oh there's a place called Toronto, where the maritimers are told, that they always get a potful, but they never get a pot of gold. So they were at it and to it. To it and at it. Tune your attitude in." they all sang.
"Oh look, another hotel. Lets stay there" said Hope.
** At the check-in desk **
"Okay, that's 4 rooms. $400 dollars, Canadian." said the clerk.
"I've only got $2.50" said Krillin
"Thats US dollars. Thats about 2.5 million Canadian dollars. ** points to merle ** And no pets either." said the clerk.
"I'm not a pet! I'm all of thirteen years old!" yelled Merle
"Say, your dad isn't Mr. E (ed- From planet namek) is he? I've heard he does 'stuff' to cats, but I thought it was a joke." said the clerk.
"No. I lived with Van" said Merle, who is confused "And who's Mr. E?"
"Didn't you read the italics?" said Kari
"No." said Merle
** Vegita, Shiborugu, Merle and Davis are sharing a hotel room **
"I'm thirsty. Get me a beer cat-person." said Vegita
"I'm underage. Thats illegal." said Merle
"Just do it. I'm getting some water." said Shiborugu
**Shiborugu and Merle go into the kitchen **
"So, Mr. Vegita. What's this saya-jin thing anyway? Is it like shriners?" said Davis.
"NO. Its a mighty species of warriors. That didn't have cable." said Vegita
** Shiborugu runs into room **
"Merle went to bathroom. She found a litter box. Anyone wanna clean it up?" said Shiborugu
"Yeah I will" said Davis
"You expect me, a proud saya-jin warrior prince, to clean up that kind of mess? Besides, I don't wanna stain my saya-jin suspenders." said Vegita.
** Shiborugu leaves room with davis **
"Man, I love my saya-jin suspenders." said Vegita
** suddenly a beam of light surrounds Vegita, and he is teleported away as Merle, Shiborugu, and Davis watch **
"Who would do such a thing?" said Davis
"Samurai Jack cast members?" said merle
"George W Bush elected dog catcher?" said Shiborugu
End of Chapter 2
Coming in chapter 3: Phun-Ky
-Will Vegita get rescued
-Will Duo (who I meant to throw in this chapter) get involved?
-Wasn't Shiborugu some sort of a cat-person-cyborg?
- Watch as Merle and Shiborugu share a Hotel room
-More, more and more rip-offs from SCTV, Spin City, NewsRadio, WKRP in Cincinnati, Seinfeld and Scary Movie!