YOU KNOW YOU LIKE GOHAN AND/OR PICCOLO TOO MUCH WHEN...

Some telltale signs your obsession is going overboard. Thanks to Kuri for coming up with some of these!

"I see green people....."

 You're constantly leaping in front of small, black haired boys, screaming "NOOOO!!!!"

 You've memorized Gohan's entire Great Saiya-man dance and use it at all possible occasions

 For guys: You convince your girlfriend to dress up as the great saiya-man 2, so you can do the double routine

 For girls: You convince your boyfriend to dress up as the great saiya-man so you can do the double routine

 Whenever somebody asks your name, you get in a heroic position, grin brightly, and start off your speech with "I am defender of the weak..."

 You convince your coach to let you wear weighted gym shorts in P.E

 You dump your coach and your kid brother in a deserted wasteland (i.e the local vacant lot), in the faint hope that your brother will have a good influence on him and make him all nice

 You waste at least $12 a week on hair gel so you can get your hair as spiky as Gohan's.

 You perk up at the mention of either rice or a flute

 You have dreams that frequently involve, among other things, super-deformed versions of P-sama, a chorus of dancing dinosaurs, and flying school supplies

 You give up all forms of drink, except for water

 You spend the majority of your leisure time sitting cross-legged on the floor with your eyes closed, wondering why you aren't floating.

 When you "meditate", you're always clad in a bedsheet with a towel wrapped around your head.

 Whenever somebody asks you why you're frolicking around wearing a bedsheet, you leap to your feet, point two fingers at them and shout "MAKANKOSOPPO!!"

 You're constantly getting yourself in life threatening situations, hoping that you-know-who will show up out of nowhere and save you

 You stand in the middle of your backyard, think about how you failed that math test a while back, clench your fists and scream a lot, then get depressed when you find you can't go super saiyajin

Your two best friends give you a Piccolo action figure for your birthday and you spend the next hour or two fiddling around with him and going "OH, COOL!! Hey, guys, look! HE CAN DO THE CAN-CAN!! WOO-HOOO!! LOOKIT HIM GO!!"

That same Piccolo action figure now has a special spot standing on your bedpost.

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