ThInGs DbZ pEoPlE wOuLd NeVeR sAy:
You know the drill. This is a collection of things that people in DBZ would never say. Submit stuff if you wanna.
From Kitsune (me):
Vegeta: "*sniffle* GROUP HUG!!!!!"
(Vegeta is sitting in a big red armchair. He's dressed in a big red velvet dressing gown, wearing bifocals, reading a book of shakesperian literature and blowing a bubble pipe)
"I say, Kakkarot old bean, d'you fancy going out for a spot of tea and crumpets?"
*Goku comes in, dressed on the exact same outfit, except he's wearing a monocole instead of glasses*
"Jolly good, Veggie old chap! Smashing idea!"Goku: (Bart Simpson style) "I'm Son Goku, who the hell are you?"
Piccolo: "Note to self: Set VCR for Teletubbies..."
Gohan: (singing) "Mommy, wow! I'm a big kid now!"
(everybody in DBZ is standing hand in hand in a big circle and singing @ the top of their lungs)
"STAA-AAAR SHIIIIIIIIINE!!!, THE EARTH SAYS HEL-LOOOOOOO!!!, YOU TWINKLE ABO-OOVE USSSSS, WE TWINKLE BELOOOOW!!!Goku: "Aaaaw man, Chi Chi, I can't save the world NOW! Passions is on!"
Vegeta: "Hey Trunks, wanna go spend some quality father/son time together?"
Vegeta: "Do you think this spandex makes my butt look big? I think it makes my butt look big..."
Kami: "I never wanted to do this job in the first place... I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!
Piccolo: (singing) "FEEEE-LIINGS! wo wo wo wo wo wo FEEEE-LINGGS!!
Trunks: "You call that a sword?! That's a pinsticker! Now this, this is a sword..."
Dende: "Hey, Piccolo, I've been thinkin'... Since you fused with Nail, and Nail was my brother, that would kinda make you my half-brother, right?"
Piccolo: "Um... Well, yeah, I guess..."
*Dende's eyes get all big and starry, like Tsubasa from Ranma 1/2*
Dende: "BIG BROTHER!!!!" *glomps onto Piccolo and hugs him around the waist reallyreally hard*
Piccolo: "AAACK!!!"Goku: "Hey Bulma, you lookin' fiiiiiiiiiine...."
Gohan: "Mom... I have a confession to make... I'm actually a member of the Hell's Angels..."
From Gazuga:
Vegeta: "Anyone for a chorus of "Happy Trails?""
Krillin: "What's that smell?
Freeza: "Kum Ba Ya, my friends, Kum ba ya..."
Goku: "Hey guys, I just got us a new contract with PBS!!!"
Zarbon: (singing) "I'm just a sweet transvestite... From transexual transylvania..." (ever seen "rocky horror?")