This section is dedicated to funny, meaningful, or just plain cool things people in dbz have said regarding Gohan or Piccolo, either that or funny, meaningful, or just plain cool things that they've said themselves. Quotes from the Manga are in RED, quotes from the anime are in BLUE. All new quotes are down at the bottom. Enjoy!
"SAY WHAT?! "Yours" as in...YOURS?!"
~bulma,kame-sen'nin, and krillin after goku tells them that gohan is his son
"But do tell me something...Is that your whelp I see behind you?
"N-no!"
"Oh, is that so? I suppose all miserable earthlings have tails then?"
~Raditz to Goku when he first sees gohan
"Does he ever...change...during a full moon?"
"Full moon? Nah, we go t' bed pretty early at out place. Why?"
"Oh, nothing! Nothing! Nevermind!"
~Kame Sen'nin, asking Goku about gohan
"If...If this is true...Th-then all these things...They...They make Piccolo look like the boy next door!"
~Kuririn, after Raditz tells them about the saiyans ^_^
Kuririn: "Y-you're kidding. W-what are you gonna... I KNOW... You're gonna EAT him!"
Piccolo: "I AM NOT!!!"
~Kuririn, after Piccolo says that he's taking Gohan with him
"Wow. Unreal. My gosh. Amazing! I feel incredible! YES! YES! YES! I...CAN...DO...THIS!! *goes in his "I'm king of the world" pose* YES! I'M HOME! THIS IS ALL A MIRACLE! I'M ALIVE! I'M AWAKE! I'M WIDE AWAKE!! *leaps into the air and starts flying away* HAHAHAHA!!!"
~Piccolo, after he fuses with Nail
Piccolo: "...And you're going to train your asses off until then! Got that, Trunten?"
Mr. Popo: "His name is Gotenks."
Piccolo: "Got that Gotenks?"
"Um.... Mr. Piccolo... I think you fried my underwear...."
~Gohan, after Piccolo fries him with his eye-laser thingies
"Wow, I feel almost invincible in these! SUPER-GOHAN!! Dah da da DAH duh DAAA!!!"
~Gohan, after he tries on his saiyan armor
"Make a mental note: Tails grow back..."
~Piccolo, after Gohan transforms for the second time.
"It's souuur, it tastes baaad, I wanna eat dim-sum~...."
~Gohan complaining about the apple Piccolo gave him to eat.
Nappa: "Hm? WHat's that? Speak louder!"
Gohan: "Uh..."
Nappa: "Well?!"
Gohan: "I SAID YOU SMELL LIKE TOENAILS!!!!!!!!!"
Goku: "Say PIccolo, can you drive?"
Piccolo: "LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!"
~Goku, to Piccolo while Chi Chi is arguing with him about getting a drivers license.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing...?"
~Piccolo, to his crazed driving instructor
"My heart feels like it's gonna beat out if my chest! *looks down at his chest* Stay there!"
~Gohan, um... talking to his heart...
"Nice catch, sir!"
~Gohan, to Piccolo, after he is biffed at Piccolo by Turles
Gohan: "Hey, Piccolo, how come you always used to fight with my father?"
Piccolo: "Don't worry, I don't think we're gonna be doing that anymore..."
Gohan: "Good, 'cause I want to invite you to my birthday party!"
"I've never had feelings like this for anybody before... And I don't like it!!!"
~Piccolo, talking to himself about gohan. Oh, he's in denial!!!
"Hm...now where would I be if I was him...?"
~Piccolo, training with himself.
Kaio-sama: "Well, I suppose. You've got an honest face..."
Piccolo: (thinking to himself) And you've got terrible eyesight...
~After Piccolo "promises" Kaio-sama he won't fight Freeza.
"Sure kid. You'll look sharp."
~Piccolo, on zapping up Gohan an outfit like his own. he's turning into a fashion consultant!
"Goku's son will not be participating in this tournament because his mommy won't let him."
~Gohan, imagining what the announcer will say if his mother doesn't let him go in the tenkaichi boudakai
"Well, I don't like how it makes my face look like a villian, but you're like that too,Piccolo-san."
~Gotenks, commenting on his new SSJ 3 form
Piccolo: "BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!"
Gotenks:"BAKA BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!"
~Gotenks and Piccolo arguing ^_^
Goku: "Hmm...." *stares at Piccolo, Piccolo ignores him* "....KAMICOLO!!!"
Piccolo: ERK!!!! *sweatdrops*
~Goku, after he learns Piccolo fused with Kami
"Piccolo! You big jerk! I take back all the nice things I said about you!"
~Gohan, after Piccolo boots him over a cliff during training.
Bulma: "G...Gohan, honey, how old are you?"
Gohan: *holds up four fingers* "This many!"
~Awwww! ^^
Gohan: "So, are you going to live up here now?"
Piccolo: "Yeah, I guess."
Gohan: "Wow, okay. I'll come up here and visit you sometime...if that's okay with you."
Piccolo: "You know it is. Nothing could make me happier, kid."
"Well, whatever it was, Gohan, you made us all proud. You've really grown up, kid."
~ ^^ awww!
Gohan: "Wow, mom! Awesome!!"
Chi Chi: *smiles and does a peace sign* "Thanks. It runs in the family."
~Gohan, after watching his mom kick the bejeezus out of some bad guys
Bad guy: "Let go of me!!!"
Piccolo: "Gladly." *flings the bad guy into a car*
"You're one brave little guy, Gohan."
~Goku, to Gohan.
"...And if you're a Namek, like me, than this really, REALLY hurts!!!!!"
~Piccolo, pulling on Lord Slug's antennae
"No...more...sleeping...on...the...job..."
~Piccolo, to Goku, after he gives him his energy so he can continue fighting
"Please...give...me....a...BEAN!!!"
~Piccolo, asking for a senzu bean. ^^
"Super Nameks have Super Ears~!!!"
~Piccolo...um...commenting on Slug's super....ears...
*New!* "A...w...wha...ohh ohh ohh...."
~Gohan, upon witnessing his first dinosaur up close >_<
*New!* "The needs of the body..."
~Piccolo, upon witnessing Gohan piss off the edge of a cliff
*New!* "...The hell?!"
~Piccolo, watching Gohan begin to transform
*New!* "Whew!" *flexes his fingers around*
~Piccolo, after he regenerates his arm
*New!* "L-like a...lizard..."
~Krillin, witnessing Piccolo regenerate his arm. Maybe Piccolo should change his name to Mondo Gecko, like that guy from the Ninja Turtles!
*New!* "If the kid's lucky...he'll only turn into a super-villain..."
~Krillin, watching Piccolo take off with Gohan. Isn't it a bit strange, imagining Gohan as being an evil megalomaniac?
*New!* "Y'know...Goku 'n' Chi-Chi are gonna pitch a fit over this..."
~See above.
*New!* "O_O That's...more than I imagined..."
~Piccolo, on Gohan's sudden burst of power.
*New!* Kamesen'nin: "W-we can't keep this from Chi-Chi...Kuririn, why don't you run over there and tell her, hmm...?"
Kuririn: "Wh-wh-why do I have to?!"
Bulma: "'Cause we don't wanna get killed..."
~After Gohan is kidnapped. Bulma's logic makes sense, actually...
The Not-so-Great Saiyaman...
Its' a running joke in DBZ on how nobody (with the exception of Gohan, who thinks he's the pinnacle of fashion sense) likes poor gohan's ridiculous looking great-saiya-man outfit, much less the little dance and speech he's got. These are just some quotes that express that...^_^
Nameless Film Directer: "You're a superhero, so stop prancing around like a cheerleader!"
Gohan: "Ch-cheerleader?!"
~Gohan and a nameless film director, during a scene where gohan fills in for an actor who is playing the great saiya-man in a movie
"Well, if you're not going to do this little favor for me gohan, I'm afraid I'm going to have to be truthful about your outfit..."
~Krillin
Piccolo: "You're not going to wear that in the tournament are you...?"
Gohan :"NOT YOU TOO!"
"I can't lie to you Gohan. That outfit looks ridiculous."
~Piccolo lays it out flat for Gohan... well, at least he's being honest!
"Of all people! Piccolo! He wears a *turban* for goodness sakes! And those pointy little booties! And that white thing he drapes over his shoulders! I mean, C'MON!"
~Gohan, ranting about Piccolo's so-called lack of fashion sense...^_^
"Maybe I don't need one after all..."
~Chibi Trunks, after witnessing Gohan try on his Great Saiya-man costume. Before he had said something along the lines of "Wow! Mom, could you make me one of those?"
Piccolo: "You're going to fight in that?"
Gohan: "Yeah. Why?"
Piccolo: "...Nevermind..."
~Gohan and Piccolo, talking about Gohan's Saiya-man costume ^_^...
"Oh! So you want to know my NAME, do you?"
~Gohan, just before he starts his saiya-man speech. No gohan! No! We don't want to know your name!! NOO!!
"Hiya-ho! Here we go! I'm the man, with the plan! Oh yeah! To rid the world of evil, and I'm not a guy that's feeble! 'Cause you know that I can, 'cause I am...mm-mmm... The Great Saiya-man!!!"
~...I can't bring myself to comment on this one...