SO, YOU THINK CHIBI GOHAN WAS A WIMP, HUH...?

He may look wimpy, but man oh man...

First of all, don't call me a hypocrite on this. I know that I stated in the Character Bios section that Gohan used to be a wimpy momma's boy, but I don't think that anymore. Read on to find out why...
 

Okay. Imagine you're four years old. You live a pretty regular life for a four-year old, well, apart from having to wear a funny hat and study all the time. You go on a nice little trip with your dad, whereupon some big, huge freaky guy wearing spandex short-shorts, gigantic boots and a metal tunic-ish thing comes out of nowhere and beats up your dad. That's freaky enough, but then he grabs hold of you and flies off. First of all, this would be enough to permanantly traumatize any small child. That's not all. Then he locks you up in a little spaceship, where you can hear your dad getting the crap beaten out of him, but can't see him. Hell, people complain that Gohan cried too much back then, but I think the average four-year old would've passed out from shock, or at least wet their pants!!!

Anyhoo, next thing you know, you're in the middle of a lake. You don't know why you're in the middle of the lake, you just are.

Then you look up, and you see THIS!!!!
 


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


 
Okay people, do you honestly think you could've looked up, seen that guy staring down at you like he was going to eat you or something, and NOT act just a little bit scared?! I know for a fact that I probably would've either fainted, wet my pants, or gone into hysterics so much that my screeching would've annoyed Piccolo to no end and he'd have killed me.

I think Gohan fared pretty well. Once he got over the initial shock of being dropped in a pond by a big green guy, he managed to regain most of his composure, and even hold up his end of a conversation with Piccolo.
 

hang in there, Gohan!!!

So next time somebody accuses Gohan of being a little momma's boy, just show him/her that picture of eeeeeeeeeeevil looking Piccolo up there. Either that or get Piccolo to drop the offender in a pond or something, and then leave them alone in the woods for six months. Just don't let them get away with calling him a wimp.

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